Pure. Distilled. Evil.

There is nothing like catching a kid butt-ending or slew-footing another kid and giving him 5 (or 4-4:30 depending) to think about it. I always skate over to the kid’s coach and tell him that shit is taught, not imitated, and any more bullshit the coach is in the showers.

Exactly.

Again, as a squirts, peewee, and bantam referee, I have had to break up scrums among 10-year-old kids and not because they are imitating the pros, but because hockey is a game of constant aggravation, tiny whacks (meant or not) to the exact spot where there’s no padding, fantastic amounts of trash talk, and just the…

“What about his facebook page saying he is an Obama fan?” It’s a type of non sequitur/irrelevance/distraction fallacy. He’s a racist. I don’t care if he has Mahatma Fucking Gandhi tattooed on his meatus. He’s a racist.

Ooooh, his Facebook page says “otherwise.” Whataboutism is the new White.

Crack open a network sniffer and watch these devices phone home anything they can hear. No way would I have one, ever.

You should be terminated.

Because lesbians in Asheville, NC do not need a turbo in their Foresters.

If there isn’t an animated GIF of Comey posterizing Marco Rubio most rikitik, I will punch this kitten in the neck.

Ah, but Town Meeting will make you pray for Chthulu’s wrath.

The opiate epidemic is pretty bad, but it isn’t Brattleboro or West Virginia bad.

Piscataway: The Gateway to Rutgers’ Livingston College.

My in-laws are looking to move near us from New Jersey, which they claim is a festering hole of iniquity in which nobody knows anybody and people are just in it for the lucre and an out to Florida when there’s a big enough pile of money to do it. Much of that is true. I lived in Jersey for years and knew all of our…

Take a fucking star even if you work here.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

So what you are saying is that there is some sort of lesson to be learned here? Give us a hint. Please?

The depths of my loathing of Cory Booker cannot be sounded. Fuck. Him.

That was one of those questions that exist because you assume that you must ask a question. Objectively moronic.