She’s Slovenian. They just hide from view hoping nobody will notice how racist they are.

You’ve never been to Dalmatia, I gather.

Fun Fact: HOAs do not significantly impact home value and, over time, cause home values to decrease because of negative activities and perception of long-tenured HOAs (i.e. the HOAs tend to become nasty payback machines). There’s actually data showing that people are searching for homes that are not in HOA/covenant…

Oblig.

If you call the National League the Majors....

I am not a Twitter fool, but I clicked on the Plaschke link above and he is getting reamed and not doing much to help himself.

My favorite part of that brawl was the Manny Fernandezeque “Flying Burrito” that clocked a teammate and wiped out the middle of the brawl.

Just another day for the Canadians, ya know.

I was offered a great position at the University of Houston. I went for the interview. It was 95 and 95% humidity. In October. I did not take the position.

I met him at a hotel bar in NY years ago. Nobody in the place knew who he was other than me. “My dad swore by your football writing.” Simple thanks and an invite to sit and chat. Spent about an hour talking about hockey spreading throughout the South. My wife showed up. I left. I knew I had just taken up time from…

It’s smorgasboard of asshole qualities.

I pains me to see him working at a Sheetz in Mechanicsville, Va.

Lebensborn?

Have all the stars.

All the while being a whiny, fragile Brad Marchand with skills. /ducks

As a former inmate of the Volunteer State, I rest assured that less than 20% of Nashville’s fan base was born there.

It’s more a matter of geography. Given the rest of the world, why would anybody sniff glue in Pittsburgh?

Somehow, I am now pulling for Nashville. Nashville. Death to the Penguins and their semi-literate glue sniffing fans.

And he occupies a closet that Lindsey Graham can only sketch about in his “fierce journal.”