I’ll bet your inbred brood looks just as impressive. Do you all have the protrudding neanderthal forehead?

Yeah I’m the internet version of Poochie!

Getting close to weighing as much as you, you fat pig.

You are quite the dipshit. You probably would be better under your other handle, Jesse Hassenger’s Burner Account.

OMG! You have me pegged. You are such an insightful individual. Come on Dr. Lecter give it to me. Proving a point to myself and having a point in this idiocy are two different things.

I’ll take my cues from whatever the fuck I feel like. As long as I get the jump on a shit-stabber like you, it proves my point over and over.

And you waste your time trying to makes sense of worthless posts. It’s freestyle bullshit. Costs nothing and gets me nowhere. BFD!

What are you, a life coach?

It passes the time. You’re adorable too. snowflake. Go throw milkshake.

‘Sykes explained that people with top secret clearance can’t carry debt of any kind, lest they leave themselves open to, say, blackmail or manipulation from a foreign power looking to undermine the country by installing a beholden puppet-asset inside the government.’

Too late I’m here to stay! And following you...

And idiots like you should be peanut buster parfaited, snowflake.

“Do you know how writing and editing work?”

as is yours.

Look douchebag, you’re the hack who writes half-assed articles without proofreading. Maybe you should let the 7th grade intern do it for you. So be the hypocrite whining about selective, elitist, boys-only comedy writing clubs, but don’t get upset when a stoner calls you out for typos or grammar on your shitty article…

I use one side of the paper towel to wipe up a mess and then flip it over for the next time I have to wipe up another mess. I do the same with toilet paper.

Fucking Awesome! Now what is his solution for the ransomware attack?

Looks like the face your dad made when he had to fuck your mother to conceive you.

I’m not the one claiming to be a writer or an editor. So why do you all?