Hanging anything other than retired numbers and championship banners is chump stuff of the highest order.

This lunatic is going to be the nominee in 2024. Buckle up. 

Over/under time this game ends: 1:37am EST

Steve King has been in Congress since 2003.

This is the only possible answer. Any other answer is being given by someone who’s never had Polar.

This is the only possible answer. Any other answer is being given by someone who’s never had Polar.

Shit like this is why the NFLPA never strikes and why the NFLPA has the least power of any sports union in the US.

Congratulate Obama for nominating some milquetoast moderate white guy thinking McConnell would play nice.

Counterpoint: America is bad. Both at this sport and in general. Viva Mexico. 

No hands front flip over a fence?

More like Dookie Butts, imo

For lighter fare, I enjoy The Dollop.

You quoted Margaret fucking Thatcher and somehow think you have the moral high ground? That’s fucking rich.

He’s immortal in Toronto even if he’s not thought of like that anywhere else. That bat flip sealed it.

this is bad and you should feel bad.

Someone needs to forward this photo to someone at Kotaku because that is clearly NOT Candy Crush.

Brother Bernard is also delivering a SOTU rebuttal.

Because the Democrats definitely don’t do anything to crush any of those populations either.

Fantastic piece. Really captured a part of my 13 year old self watching skate videos in my basement and barely being able to ride a board outside the house.

Halo 2 - Lockout.

They don’t.