Summer only sucks if you are fat and/or live in some place that is hot all year round.

So...

Be more impressed when I can 3D print actual Skittles.

Ballghazi can never die.

TWO World Series!

Still not as good as this one:

You know how I know Recovery Water didn’t help him recover from a brain injury?

You can take the boy out of Sp*rs but you can’t take the Sp*rs out of the boy.

You won the league in black and white.

Jim Irsay: Junkie Genius

Was hoping this would be filed under “Sports Dogs” mostly because I think Deadspin should have a tag for Sports Dogs.

He’s 8th all-time among 3B on fangraphs. The other 6 guys are in the Hall and then #1 is ARod so yeah. He should be in there when he’s done and it really shouldn’t even be a debate.

Oh. Okay. Nothing to see here.

Outs are a precious commodity in baseball. You only get 27 of them (in a 9 inning game anyway). Throwing them away by bunting is almost always, statistically speaking, the wrong decision.

The Royals represent all that is bad about “traditional baseball”.

“I’m Killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game” - Cam’ron

I wish they released a pack of lions on that crowd.

The best band of all time.

This is a bad opinion.