Shhh! No spoilers; don’t Jinx it!

I’m fairly confident that Lover Town is close to Flavortown and the Fieri compound.

“SUBRON 20 boss William Houston, however, does not think that filming ring is indicative of larger problems aboard the submarine or in the Navy at large.”

make the sub crews all-woman. problem solved.

This is a style choice that he deliberately made. It is not body-shaming to make fun of something in that category - it is bad-taste-shaming.

IT IS SO BAD. It’s gotta be fake. I mean, I know we’re talking about Ben Affleck, so questionable decisions may have been made, but COME THE FUCK ON with that.

I’m still going to think of it as a tramp stamp because it’s just too damned funny not to.

also think it’s fake! #BENTATTRUTHERS UNITE!!!

My ass is draggin’ and his ass is dragon. Thanks to fatigue, I finally have something in common with a celebrity!

Now I understand, it's old fashioned Facebook!

Every year, my family looks forward to getting the Christmas card from my dad’s cousin who lives in Beverly Hills. She married a Greek millionaire (like a Harlequin romance novel!) and has adorable blonde children. They wear costumes (really, one year they were all wearing costumes straight out of the court of Louis…

I still dream of taking some that are me with bags of cash I have b/c I don’t have children. Also some bottles of booze. FAMILY.

I’m one of those weird people who love stationary and sending cards. I make sure to get the most nerdy, wrong Christmas cards I can every year. The past few years it’s been Edward Gorey, Charles Addams, Van Gogh, Edgar Allen Poe, and an octopus wearing a Santa hat. This year is Yoda! I usually draw something on the…

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

Whenever people say “but he seems like a nice guy,” MrStu likes to let them know that Cohen gave himself Watch What Happens Live. He was a VP and gave himself his own show. Drives MrStu nuts, though I'm always like, hey, who wouldn't?

Uh, I think so? He’s so punchable! I mean Carson Daly is just a douche. Andy Daly, I don’t know. I get a kind of non-beneficent Space Alien vibe off of him. Also, I fend it creepy that when he smiles, his smile doesn’t go up to his eyes. I know it could just be Botox, but still, I dunno....