I lived there for a few years. If you are white or any race of a male football player life is pretty sweet. The extra years are great if you could only live them out someplace else.

No kidding. I am building a house now and have the commode in the master bath tucked back in a little niche. The contractor was saying that since its tucked into an eave that it may not be enough room for a taller person. And I thought Oh well! Mr. Lobster can use the gorgeous guest bath down the hall.

Your room is a mess Missy!

WWHL is a gross, drunken, meangirl slambook jamboree. Let people out themselves please. Andy C just keeps bringing it lower and lower! Pettysoon he will just throw those housewives in a ring with bottles of Casamigas (he'd LOVE to get Clooney on the show ya know!) and skip the pretense of manicures for Freddy Kreguer…

No kidding. Who says that she couldn't cope. She could just have been a stone cold evil bitch. Who happened to have been blessed with a beautiful child who had some challenges. But an evil monster.

Which makes it fitting for the K's. All smoke and mirrors.

Soooooo we should all walk around naked until we achieve fitgirl level physical perfection? The article is about clothing for people you silly little dummy. Not why people are overweight or are fat people disgusting. And please tell me that you aren't one of those exercise addicted nutbags who goes everywhere in their…

I am picturing the X Files episode "Home". I hope that the victims get some care and comfort.

I have a nephew who is non verbal and I worry about this happening to him someday. My sister had him late in life - he was a surprise - and there aren’t any other nieces and nephews so we all have to try to stay alive well into our 120s to watch over him. Luckily there are some financial resources to set up some sort…

I might watch the MST3K version.

Kors is such a nasty man. He gave a totally fun kitschy bag I was carrying the nastiest side eye at an event in Sarasota last month. A. I am not on your fucking show and didn't ask for your opinion. B. I have spent endless hours marking down your ugly clothing at Macy's 85% because no one wants to buy that shit and C.…

I picture their marriage being very much like that. Moody, dark, gorgeous, dramatic. I am scratching my head at going to extreme measures to protect your body from cancer and simultaneously creating a movie in which you and your costar husband chain smoke through the entire thing. And blah, blah about the organic…

I would have said that she was way too cool and hip for him ten years ago. Now that she is set in amber circa 2002 I am not so sure. He is just a jump off for certain - he needs a good ol' gal who appreciates pick-up/dusty road/long neck/dawg/banjo/cornfield/churchonsunday/flyoverstate kind of a life. I do think that…

Those girls have a lot of fun.

I spent one of the most romantic weekends of my life at that hotel. Spotting the hotel from the gondola, scoring the honeymoon suite, champagne, my own Texas millionaire. I always thought that we could relive that weekend once he left the wife he turned out to have had.

I didn’t say that they had to. I just said that they didn’t. I have ever known a game to be cancelled there.

I was just thinking the same thing. I would hear that I did that and just end it as soon as I could. I would jump out of the first window, chug from the first bottle of bleach, just END it. I believe that all automobiles should come with a Breathalyzer monitor. I know that folks may be able to trick them here and…

FSU had a shooting in the campus library and didn't cancel a game. What has caused a game to actually be cancelled? Lightening? Tornados? Anything?

You had a lot of porn around your house! One of my classmates had a hoe like that and we used to love going over there. They had Deep Throat on VHS and tons of magazines plus an open liquor cabinet and we could smoke there. I often wonder if the daughter was abused in any way or if the family was just very open and…

That's why the parties are usually at hotels and the staff can deal with these types of shenanigans. I hope that he doesn't act like this at your wedding!