I’d say someone just needs to give the Twins a good slap on the rear, but then the Minneapolis cops might shoot him.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Everyone’s laughing, but these two men are obviously in the late throes of Vitamin D poisoning.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

Of course. This was peak Steph:

Seems picturesque. If you were looking for a place to die thirsty, sunburned and alone, you could do a lot worse.

I did a slow zoom out on that, one click at a time. There was something primally terrifying about the massive amount of black/blue depths that slowly swallowed up that tiny island.

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

he can’t read yet

Not going to lie: The upcoming There’s Always Next Year from St.L fans is going to be hard earned. Good for you.

The looks on some of those fans’ faces rivals some of the best war photography ever shot.

Who didn’t fuck up big time at that age??? All of us. Most of us just got out of it alive.

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

I took her to a supermarket

Really excited to read this when I’m not at work, but felt compelled to raise a Toys “R” Us tangent:

the Greeks figured out a pure Democracy doesn’t work 2000 years ago. Yet here’s Hamno.

JFC...

Two is just an emergency