I remember loving Darkhawk as a kid. I remember a cool arc where Tombstone ripped the crystal out of his chest, so he couldn’t transform back into his real (child) form, and therefore couldn’t heal, so he was living in the sewers or something, still really damaged and half-crazy.

Reminds me of Jim Carrey in “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone”

This does not sound like a magic trick.

I think the question is, what is being faked here? He openly holds a metal cup in his mouth. A bullet is fired into said cup. Apparently, even if the cup shatters, the bullet is coming at a velocity that will only cause minor injuries. Wow?

Somewhere in the near future, some smug little shit is sitting in a suburban rambler, looking at how much he pulls in ad revenue off the websites. He is justifying his fake news by claiming he’s helping us learn about ourselves and how to be better researchers. It’s not his fault if we’re not paying attention.…

Bruh, that sounds like real life. Go harvest resources (job) and come back to your base (your apartment) and give all the shit you earned to a NPC (wife and kids) and then repeat until you DIE.

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”