Somewhere in the near future, some smug little shit is sitting in a suburban rambler, looking at how much he pulls in ad revenue off the websites. He is justifying his fake news by claiming he’s helping us learn about ourselves and how to be better researchers. It’s not his fault if we’re not paying attention.…

Bruh, that sounds like real life. Go harvest resources (job) and come back to your base (your apartment) and give all the shit you earned to a NPC (wife and kids) and then repeat until you DIE.

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

I can only cosplay as an old man:

Still waiting for my arcologies to show up.

I am pleasantly reminded of this gem from StackOverflow.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

If you want really stinky farts, get a dog. My parent’s cocker spaniel lets out silent weapons of mass destruction that cold kill a forest.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

It’s reading stories like these that let me realize how lonely and sad I am again.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

I’m so dumb, i was reading each pane from top to bottom. Like, I get BLM, but what does LIA and AVTT mean?

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.