it's misleading to call this a Zelda game without the use of an asterisk

smh. and to think I thought it was an opportunity for us to bond

thanks, that sounds like just the awful I can appreciate. I've been trying to respond to you for the past hour but you're all smart with the Words and stuff and I'm just a simple guy who likes to put beef stew over a bed of noodles.

they will give you more money

i like the sims because unlike all the animals that are too afraid to play with me after what I did to their friends, my sims can't hide from me, they must play with me

the amount of hate you have for it, and after reading the synopsis, I kinda want to read it

love between a dude and a lady is impossible because there must not be doing it, sex style, and a friendship between dude and a lady is impossible because there must be doing it, sex style IMO

don't try reading books, some are structured differently, and that sucks because it's like why aren't they like most blogs and then I drink a Capri sun and poop my pants

sex is like when 2 to 6 people love each other very much and then put themselves inside each other from the outside IMO

the thought of someone buying the madden bundle actually depresses me

can't i just be sarcastic without you being so fucking reductive by calling me a troll

when I look dumb I also like to type out seven billion word responses to soften the blow

I rushed to mcdees so I could maximize my mcplay power and I crashed my car. smh ea

That's no Polly pocket smh

wow… you are so smart. solid point. thanks.

way to overstate it, pc games are only pirated 99.9% of the time

wow this looks amazing. unquestionably better than anything the indie exclusive consoles like the ps4 has. I just pray they release a f2p card game spinoff after this one sells millions. Thanks again, 2k, don't forget you own rockstar and we are all praying for a bully 2 resource management game, even if you have to…

they know what we all want

love Nintendo, they did the right thing by silencing the hater. they are perfect and I personally prefer region locking

ok buddy