DREAMBOAT OMG

it'll probably be their most successful one so doubtful

yeah he kinda failed right there but i bet he thought he was just killing it when he was typing it out

I was captivated the entire time. THE ENTIRE TIME

it's sad that this might be an actual person. Worse yet it might be an adult. We can hope it's just some bot someone created to be as obnoxious as possible

THE GAME IS AN ACT OF SORCERY.

OMG I CANT FEEL MY LEGS.... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

RIP

You probably think you're funny and clever... Which is awkward because you're neither

farcry 2 > 1, sorry pal

WOOO WE ARE FIRED UP

you might want to try playing four instead of reading the story?

I do.

Keep typing out those strong taeks and thinking your opinion is one we should respect.

no one gives more value in their games than ubi. Like if it's not your thing... Then maybe it's just not your thing and they shouldn't be trying to convince you? (I'm responding to the guy you're responding to here but would rather just agree with you than engage with him)

thanks to the Internet, post apocalyptic disaster porn is the only way I can get off

Xbox one console owner here, I'm not a fan because well that's dumb as hell and there's like a 99% chance I buy all of these.

the game looks incredible

or you calm the fuck down? You seem a tad bit more worked up

the trailer they showed.. I laughed.. I don't know what's happening to me