It wasn’t until this year that I realized reading this article has become one of my most beloved Christmas traditions.

Seriously. Its one of the best traditions.

You speak the truth. I don’t even find her annoying, I feel like she’s like an awesome rich aunt who is always on a nice xanax / reisling combo and can cook like a motherfucker.

One minute everyone is excited for dipping fresh strawberries and banana hunks. The next? Little Chadwick is in the ER with third degree chocolate burns on his nutsack.

I’m fucking dying over here. You should know, my wife and her friends had a Facebook thread the other day wondering when this post would be up. Merry…

I think I look forward to this article every year with increasingly more anticipation than I do actual Christmas.

LOL the Le Creseut pots. I moved into a new place earlier this year and my mom gave me her whole set as a housewarming gift - and as a reason for her to buy new ones. Fuck, when I found out how much they were worth I sold them all and used the money to fund my upcoming vacation to Europe and buy some cheap,…

I bought seasons 1 to 3 on eBay for $20. Not ashamed.

I know, right!? Also, when I saw that Mittens Romney might be SoS, I actually felt relief! Fuck everything.

I’m also tired of this being placed on some legitimate eocnomic anxiety. Have you seen the unemployment rates when divided by race? If it was really about economics, black voters would have overwhelmingly voted for Trump. But, more than that, Trumps “economic” plan is basically a rehash of everything that got us into…

HELL YES. If I read more think piece about the plight of the middle class white man, I will kill someone. Those lazy ass motherfuckers only had their precious manufacturing jobs because they excluded minorities and women in the forties, fifties, and sixties.

In related news, as vote-counting/reporting continues to roll on, Hillary is now up on Trump by over 1.3 million votes and climbing.

seconded.

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

Trump/West 2020.

Kids, have you ever wanted to be a government whistleblower? This is your chance.

She’ll likely never see financial distress. With Trump at the helm, all of his rich friends will benefit. That’s what is so amusing about the angry poor white folks that voted for him. They’re the ones who’ll suffer. But it’ll still be someone else’s fault. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

As awful as she is, you do know that she will never miss one dime or a meal or a vacation over a boycott of her stuff. You know who will pay for that boycott? the hourly workers who likely voted for Hillary.

Here’s my elegant solution: all the hipsters moving to New York, driving rent increases and gentrification, should instead move to Detroit, where they can soak up excess housing capacity and either do the starving artist thing or blog remotely. Then during every couple of years they could help the state vote…

Bullshit.