See it's just that with Jesus's second coming so imminent, she literally CANNOT blink for fear she'll miss it!

Like Linda Blair in the Exorcist...

Yeah! That's exactly my problem. Hopefully, this Nest will solve that!

Mario must have killed your Goomba

I think it's from Star Trek: First Contact

as a nuclear engineering student, i can tell u that, its doesn't seem like its good/best but its actually damn efficient. heck if u think u can evn increase the efficiency of those powerplants by 0.01%, you would be a millionaire

I know right? O.o I only hope when I am 46 I am not doing the same... I really hope.

The worst are people who think that you dabble in art/writing/music/whatever as a HOBBY, even though you've gone to school and dedicate most of your time/whatever money you have (or had) to perfecting your art/writing/music/whatever. It isn't a hobby, guy! It's just difficult to monetize because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU*.

As an artist, this. This so many times over.

It's actually my friends with college degrees that have a hard time finding a job.

I think she's just a lying, lier, lier-face. How do you give birth to several children and still worry about poop? don't most women have BM's during childbirth, even?

I personally don't understand how she has the body control to only go when he isn't around. Why would you even do that to yourself?

It will be a new taco flavored on these chips:

Drone-ception?

It's a perpetual motion machine of stupid. This feedback loop will be eventual demise of a once-great nation along with any number of other collateral nation-states.

King Elizabeth

Nope.

I fully agree. Oreos are a meh treat at best. Why lower the already easily accesible artform that is the chocolate croissant?

Absolutely agree. The best one I ever had was in Paris at a little pâtisserie after seeing the Basilica of the Sacré Cœur. Slightly warm, flaky and oh so delicious.

She looks like she could be related to Daniel Radcliffe, don't you think?