What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

If that’s what passes for a “Raiders game fight” now, I think it’s safe to say that era ended a long time ago.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Crazy, Sportscenter predicted this moment years ago!

So this fucking guy invited truckers and Mack executives to the White House to talk about healthcare. Because if anyone knows about healthcare it’s the guys who live off of truckstop potato skins, Mountain Dew, energy pills, 5 Hour Energy, and scour parking lots looking for a toothless Lot Lizard blowjob.

“My impeachment trial is going to be the most classy and best one ever. It’s going to by huge.”

Finally, Rex Ryan will hear “Reeeeeeexxxxx” in an NFL stadium. If he buys a ticket.

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

True, but Joey Logano is a little bitch.

He’s the type of asshole who becomes an asshole because he knows a lot about what he does and thinks basically everyone else is doing it wrong.

Does this include that Lenin’s Tomb like addition to the stadium where people can view Al Davis’ mummified corpse?

That was all Jim Buss and Mitch Kupchak

The real crime here is the “all J names” naming convention the Buss family used. This proves that Jerry was a monster.

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.