This grips me more than would a muddy old river or a reclining Buddah.

God help you if you get the Wrangler “Death Wobble” at highway speeds. I’ve owned a few of them myself, but fortunately am not an inexperienced driver so it only scared the shit out of me rather than kill me. Fun car but NOT for teens.

“where he spent about a minute-and-a-half before falling back to earth, which is the functional equivalent of having a layover at JFK and then claiming you’ve been to New York City.”

How about 4yrs on active duty, then a 2yr admin job (or sabbatical), then another 4 years on active duty, and then retirement with benefits. That’s a 10 year commitment and gives these people a chance to decompress halfway through. Just spitballing ideas to help stop unnecessary police violence.

This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.

I’d give that crash 5 stars too. 

You must learn the ways of the Force, if you’re to come with me to Alderaan.

Pretty sure this article was written in exchange for a free Snoo. As a parent of young twins myself, my bullshit detector is finely attuned. Nice try though, Conz.

Pretty sure this article was written in exchange for a free Snoo. As a parent of young twins myself, my bullshit…

Yep. My stock JK did this whenever I hit a pothole while turning, (there was a pothole on a curved off-ramp that triggered it twice before I realized the cause.) I took it to the Jeep dealership and they acted like they had never heard of the problem. I had to show them YouTube videos to get them stop looking at me…

The real question is are those Bill Murray’s legs or Tom Hanks’?

Nice try, “Andrew.” We know who you really are.

You mean Steerage, Andi.