What I don’t understand is even though Westgate stole Community and all the subscribers, wouldn’t those subscribers still be sending their checks to Mutiny? If Westgate sends out some “Oh hey we changed our name and also our address, send checks here now” letter, they’re on the hook for fucking mail fraud in addition…

A thousand people manage to sneak those bulky things (and swords) into the arena during an active terrorist crisis, and I still can’t bring a pint of vodka into the ballpark.

Her explicitly saying it’s not isn’t enough for you, but “the word is” is a totally reliable unimpeachable source for criminal allegations? Where do you work, TMZ?

Maybe making anonymous accusations in public isn’t such a hot idea after all!

Who knew everyone in Oklahoma drives around with NY license plates?

Guest starring JFK as Atlanta International Airport!

Armando’s an extremely incompetent thief. Phil can see you, dumbass!

If they’d focused on Sansa or Ramsay you’d probably be complaining that they were eroticizing it. What did you want them to do, tilt up to a moonlit window and defocus to black?

“…or uses their sharp steel weapon to cut my long strip of braided leather?”

Remember he was pretty drunk at the time and had just seen a Danaerys cosplay whore plying her trade. Once he sobers up it’s a little too late for second thoughts.

As opposed to non-gratuitous, totally necessary rape?

Jack Palance would be even scarier.

Delaware is not without its interesting characters: http://www.roadsideamerica….

I wasn’t looking for a climactic shootout with the Elder Gods, which would have been ridiculous, just some kind of payoff to all the cryptic little hints of something larger going on. I had a list which I can’t find now, but about half of it wasn’t even clues about Carcosa/TYK. It’s pretty frustrating when a show gets…

The rest of us try to pay as little attention to Masshole drivers as they do to their surroundings.

Then they shouldn’t have teased the story as having some actual arcane significance. It wound up more like the end of a Scooby-Doo episode — there wasn’t anything spooky going on, it was just Old Groundskeeper Willie in a rubber mask.

we call them "car loops"

The Crying of Lot 49 was the first thing that occurred to me too.

The trick is to clumsily and apropos of nothing wedge in a line about some feature of the new 2015 Toyota Avalon Hybrid.

The non-voting ones have all that extra time to go to the gym. They can hurt you plenty.