I don’t think Uber falls under the too big to fail umbrella. That is reserved for companies that would tank the economy when they fail. There is no scenario where an uber business failure puts a national or regional economy in peril. If it goes away tomorrow, the drivers will switch to Lyft and people will go back…

Its an app that summons a network of drivers. Why the fuck do their execs make so much damn money when they are hardly a part of the process? The valuation is irrational, and they all deserve to lose their net worth.

Wow, imagine if they were not bypassing all the laws and regulations, and actually paying taxes..

Terrorists also use trucks. See the Nice attacks earlier this year.

Can we stop with the stupid roof boxes? They seem to only serve to take a good looking car and fuck the lines up so hard that it may as well be an Aztec.

Rocket bunny = purist.

So like a dead body? I would buckle it in also. In an accident you don’t want granny dead bones to come up and punch you in the back of the head.

The department will probably hold the same stance as many city services. Instruct you to file a claim with your insurance (aka eating the cost) and then you will have to pay it or sue them for the cost + legal fees where they will then usually cave and pay out. The goal being to scare most people off and theoretically…

But police... weren’t thrilled that the owner of the car had her sitting in the passenger seat with a seatbelt on—like a real person would be.

What do you mean no charges are pending? the guy who broke the window better pay to replace it, you can’t just go around breaking people’s shit.

So did they do cpr on it or what?

Yeah, that’s perfectly reasonable.

No, Tesla would split the fee they receive. The person had to wait would get a credit or equiv for their time.

“Do not attempt to push moose” seems like something you shouldn’t have to put on a sign...

It does seem a little disingenuous to keep turning posts of an ex employee into Jalopnik posts. It’s not as bad as what Patrick has been ranting about on Twitter, but not exactly original content either.

Did you write this because you had a quota to fill? There is nothing of substance in your post. At best, it’s a passing thought you had. Next time, just let the thought pass, don’t submit it as an article.

The first time I got a ride in a model X, the weatherstripping on one of the rear doors fell off and the front windows wouldn’t go back up