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Terrorists also use trucks. See the Nice attacks earlier this year.

Can we stop with the stupid roof boxes? They seem to only serve to take a good looking car and fuck the lines up so hard that it may as well be an Aztec.

Rocket bunny = purist.

So like a dead body? I would buckle it in also. In an accident you don’t want granny dead bones to come up and punch you in the back of the head.

The department will probably hold the same stance as many city services. Instruct you to file a claim with your insurance (aka eating the cost) and then you will have to pay it or sue them for the cost + legal fees where they will then usually cave and pay out. The goal being to scare most people off and theoretically

But police... weren’t thrilled that the owner of the car had her sitting in the passenger seat with a seatbelt on—like a real person would be.

What do you mean no charges are pending? the guy who broke the window better pay to replace it, you can’t just go around breaking people’s shit.

So did they do cpr on it or what?

Yeah, that’s perfectly reasonable.

No, Tesla would split the fee they receive. The person had to wait would get a credit or equiv for their time.

“Do not attempt to push moose” seems like something you shouldn’t have to put on a sign...

It does seem a little disingenuous to keep turning posts of an ex employee into Jalopnik posts. It’s not as bad as what Patrick has been ranting about on Twitter, but not exactly original content either.

Did you write this because you had a quota to fill? There is nothing of substance in your post. At best, it’s a passing thought you had. Next time, just let the thought pass, don’t submit it as an article.

The first time I got a ride in a model X, the weatherstripping on one of the rear doors fell off and the front windows wouldn’t go back up

My best friend got a Model X a couple months ago. It’s very fast. It also feels as cheap as a 1990s Kia. Plastic everywhere, weird seat backs that look like a shiny Boblebee backpack, tacky interior, and yes, the exterior is ugly. Not even Pontiac Aztek ugly, where it can grow on you—more like uncanny valley ugly,

This is just what Uber does. They do what they want when they want.

Autonomous Legitimate Business Taxi Cabs

Just want to say how much I appreciate jalopniks coverage of this story than I do gizmodos. You provide facts, they provide sensation.