1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

Elon Musk-speak translation: “Screw George Hotz, I’ll make my own, better self-driving car. And I’ll do it in two years! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the car!”

It doesn’t help that Doug DeMuro’s Range Rover is still under warranty.

Sound effects provided by DeMuro! He wasn’t half bad in the last video.

They can get all these great car people, but unless they have a chemistry like the boys did then this show will not be anywhere near as good.

FUCK. I really want to hate this show out of respect for Clarkson and Co.

This post has three paragraphs and you refused to read them all. Get back in your first-gen Rouge and get out of here.

Is it no longer the fastest car once it is no longer a rental?

It’s a motorcycle. It’s supposed to kill you.

“and whoever has the most money may win by default”

Can’t link to Jezza’s “Worst Car in the World Video” while I’m at work but Lexus SC430 reviews are all pretty scathing...

It’s not on the Webs anymore, but I once reviewed a Saturn Aura for NADAguides.com. I hated that thing. It didn’t go over well with a Saturn Aura fan forum (yes, that’s a thing).

Put eyelashes on it. I want to see that one Cars Facebook group melt down.

I’m sorry for not believeing you when you said you were big in Japan.

Good for Infiniti, but I have a question about this statement:

I had a G35C 6MT for a decade. Loved it. Switched to an E90 when the G was all clapped out because the Q50 was milquetoast.

You are one giant pussy sir, it only takes a little common sense to drive a 400 Hp car. I did today, in the rain. I'm still alive.

I agree that the “Performance” trim is badly, badly misnamed. Caddy should at least include the LSD in that package. BTW, the real-world prices between the ATS and 335i are still significant. I’m a 335i owner, my car equipped similar to an ATS Premium came out to about $56K. There would also be less room to negotiate.

Sounds like something a witch would say.

Or they could pave the parking lot after the finish line and solve at least half of the problem.