I recently bought Lolita, despite not being a fan of the name, and daaaaamn it’s the perfect grey/beigey/berry/nude on me. It somehow looks both really vampy and neutral on my super-pale face- sort of my lips, but through a contrast filter. And I love the formula, so much less dry than Jeffree Star (as much as I love…

Oh they offer free wifi...for half an hour...if you manage to download whatever shitty app Boingo is forcing on you, which 90% of the time doesn’t work on my phone anyways.

Huh I would have loved to read a nuanced feminist take on Anne’s comments, but I guess Anne’s not the flavour of the month so she gets snark instead? (Don’t become Gawker, please, Jezebel.)

Cool, thank you for the recs!

It’s true, the people there seem really genuinely helpful. But I don’t even like their makeup tutorials that much- sometimes it can seem a bit...inept? Like I’m all for easy glam ideas, but ‘put on some gold eyeshadow’ is a bit basic for what I want from a beauty site. In short, I miss Millihelen!

I’ve tried to get into XoVain but it’s just too damn peppy for my sarcastic soul, and it always feels like they’re shilling for something. This post is about mushrooms, so go buy these 5 mushroom-containing creams woohooooo!...without any breakdown of pros and cons, and which are better or worse.

Besides the obvious surreality and sexism going on here...how does it even make sense to attract solely women? Don’t most people to go church as a family, which usually includes men as well?

Wait...so the news media exploited them? Not the reality TV show that the parents gladly signed up for in order to roll in the cash? Gotcha.

I’ve struggled my whole life with people calling me lazy, implying I have no willpower, etc., because I’m a late riser. The number of people who’ve told me, “Oh, you just need to go to bed earlier!” as if I’ve not fucking considered that...My entire family has this sleep pattern, so I doubt I’ve got much hope of…

Eh but I think ‘ship’ is enough of a term on it’s on in the Tumblr fandom sort of community. You can’t say ‘I relationship these two people together’.

This actually makes me feel SO much better about my IBS and frequent fear of puking in public places (even though it’s only happened once). He got over it! He lived! So will I!

Sounds like he just fucked up the lyrics to Lana del Rey’s ‘Body Electric’ a tiny bit, no?

The difference is that they hear someone say something asinine and go, “yep, that’s my next big platform to campaign on!”

Obama has the patience of a saint. This is why I could never be a politician; I would inevitably at some point just scream, ‘Oh my FUCKING GOD you’re all so dumb!’ and storm out.

Please do provide me with examples of some famous Kelceys from history. It’s a damn weird spelling with an even weirder reasoning behind it.

The baby’s name is Kelcey...a combination of mom and grandma’s names. That’s pretty weird and cringey to me. I’m glad she’s got a baby now, that’s terrific! But I’m just pointing out what stood out to me in the story.

I was sort of on the fence with this, thinking it’s pretty damn odd but hey, she got the daughter she so fervently wanted, that’s great! Then I read about the name and oh no this is Weird City, isn’t it...

Perhaps it had more to do with the timing, given the Republican wankfest over Planned Parenthood lately and the shooting at the clinic? Obviously PP’s endorsement helps Hillary, but Hillary’s tweet likewise legitimizes PP at a time when they’re more threatened than ever. So even if they’re more naturally aligned with…

I understood it as I am a Young, but it’s still an obnoxious phrase and sounds horrible. I’m all for casual writing in journalism but I’m pretty sure even 12-year-olds would class this as ‘trying too hard’.

Came here for this gif, was not disappointed.