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Is Puerto Rican food as good as Mexican food? If so, let ‘em in says I

Eleanor, just FYI, you state, “1.6 gallons” were delivered. The article you reference has that at 1.6 million gallons. Although, considering Trump’s comments regarding this tragedy, I wouldn’t put it past him to give to FEMA Mnuchin’s left over Evian from whatever their last retreat might have been.

I remember him giving an impassioned plea for help and some humanity from the I-10 after Hurricane Katrina. The desk anchors were telling him to calm down. He wouldn’t. They cut away. They said he was stressed. The next time he appeared on air, he was back at the desk, returning from “vacation.”

your seamless tard-jargon really adds to my understanding

do you want some rock grubs to go with your nigwine?

I would rather he stay and make some of my relatives worldview explode.

For the last year its been clear he has no love for 45.

He was on channel 7 WSVN News (a Fox affiliate) in Miami during all of the 90s, and at least the late 80s, as a street reporter. Even the conservatives in Miami tended to be pretty socially liberal, and WSVN as a workplace in particular was very gay-friendly. I was sort of surprised when he moved to Fox News and am

He has lived pretty openly as a gay man and he is a long time friend of Roger Ailes but Ailes insisted he stay in the closet. He was outed by someone, theoretically, but I always kinda thought he did it himself after Ailes insisted in his last contract negotiation that he stay closeted.

Every now and then, a FOX viewer blunders across reality .... let’s just hope it hurts

Somebody needs to get Mel Brooks out of retirement to do a proper farcical alt right.

There are a lot of dummies out there. At least 20% (possibly and sadly more) of the population are irredeemable. Hide bound racist, anti science 6,000 year old Earth fundamentalists et cetera. We can’t change them and can only hope to minimize the damage they cause. The point of the satire is to reach those who can be

When she first started appearing, I believe she was identified as “Sarah Sanders” and some people wondered if she was related to Bernie. That’s when the Huckabee got thrown in, to clarify who she was and how she got the job.

Also, like, if companies were saved healthcare costs, they wouldn’t need these tax cuts.

The GOP is no longer fiscally or socially conservative - why do we still call them conservatives? Honestly they should just change their name to the Nationalist Party and be done with it. 

It’s only Monday (of this week), but it’s the thirty-sixth Monday of this presidency. We hopefully only have about 172 shitty Mondays of this presidency remaining. Hang in there!

Our effective corporate tax rate is on average with the rest of the world’s top economies. We’re not one of the highest. And companies offshore money because they can under our current tax code. Even if we had a lower corporate rate, they’d still offshore funds to make as much money as they can. Lowering taxes won’t

If the 2016 presidential election is any indication, there’s no harm whatsoever in giving outsize attention to joke candidates who stand no chance whatsoever of being elected.

Collins, Murkowski, McCaine and Paul, and now Cruz and possibly Lee; it’s quite clearly dead...somehow the GOP managed to fuck this up even worse than the last ten times.

Ah yes, that makes this bill so much better now that it super clearly panders to GOP states with increased budgets for them alone.