In Rihanna’s purse:  (5) $100 bills (new, crisp, folded), 2 joints, a mini bic lighter and an Amex Black card.  All a gal needs. 

There was a Southwest Airlines reality show, and their gate agent would regularly deny boarding to people who’d been drinking. It often looked like a capricious power trip.

The Good Christians have three wives and a porn star now.  Try to keep up, babe!

Her family gatherings tend to end up in a brawl. 

I recall Todd had been in a bad snowmobile accident awhile back. I imagine the Palin household to resemble that Bette Davis movie “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane”. Or more a recent film, Todd would be the James Caan character in ‘Misery’.

Eight years ago we all thought Sarah was the most dysfunctional and absurd thing that would ever happen to politics in the United States. Things are now so bad that I can’t even remember what it is she (and hubby) got up to.

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit?

Splurge and Roethlisberger are often forcibly together.

I’ve seen what stereotypically looks like the signs of autism in Barron’s bearing (within the very limited time we’ve seen him in public). I realize that autism comes in many forms and that, oftentimes, it doesn’t display on the surface and those of us who suspect that he has a diagnosis, may be wrong altogether.…

There is a third Gruden. His name is James. He is a doctor in NYC

OMG Me too! i still remember with great fondness the day I figured it all out and felt an enormous amount of weight lifted from me that I wasn’t the crazy one.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Or more likely, getting handsy with the elves.

Ben IS an adult-sized baby.

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

Ben looks like an adult size baby.

As the Atlantic’s McKay Coppins tells it, the two siblings, long trained by their idiot father to compete for crumbs of his affection and approval, are engaged in a fierce dynastic power struggle over who will emerge as the face of the next generation of the Trump family.

Vanky-poo is almost 40, so she’s past her fuck-by-daddy date. No wonder she’s losing popularity.

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.