Yes but she isn't having a baby with Pete.

So true. My passive -aggressive, narcissistic, bitch of a mother spilled orange juice all over the front of her dress the morning of my sister ‘s wedding. Anything to draw the attention to herself. The hotel had it cleaned, steam-ironed and returned to us within the hour. Mom was relatively quiet after that. Plus the…

Bababooey!

The Eagles retired McNabb's number. They should've retired it while he was still playing! Please take me out of the grays.

I was at that game too! Final score was 42-17. I always joke that it wasn't as close as it sounds. Fucking Donovan McNabb sucked and the Eagles 

Remember, DJTrump is "not a big fan" of Jeffrey Epstein , but he still partied with him.

What show is it?

I had a high school friend who became a hand surgeon. He said arms/hands hanging out the window are the worst injuries.

Left arm, jerk. Just kidding.

HHere in Maryland crabs Benedict is a staple.

Shrimp and grits is a national treasure. I’m from up north, but had it in Key West a couple of weeks ago with sharp cheddar shredded into it. Ultimate comfort food.

I’ll take my permanent poverty over having to (shudder) kiss Jeff Bezos.

NIke reported that the USWNT  jerseys are the fastest selling of all time.

Tennessee is verdant and beautiful. The people have largely a third grade educattion, Elvis obsessions and too many guns. 

Sid you are a national treasure; my verdant crosshatch offers warmest thanks.

He’s got that Martin Shkreli-like punchable face going for him.

It’s just a goddamned bluff. A cheap play/ploy for votes. Saying you’d support a hypothetical situation that you’ll never actually have to vote in yourself buys stupid Republican ballots in KY. She's clearly a smart campaigner. Besides I'd rather have McGrath over McConman.

I have two daughters and these crimes would have been committed at an age one year removed from their Bat Mitzvah, when believe me, they are still children, and no adult male should be nosing around, let alone taking a sexual interest in them. I don’t care what title you give this attraction, it is psychologically…

Tony, ever the good christan, couldn’t accept his gay son.

Larry Hogan.