Unfortunately both the Orioles and the Camden Yards stadium food are slop. I gotta have one or the other. Nats Park is actually closer but, you know, Nats.

I stopped speaking to mine and fortunately they died. Game over.

My dad was a walking turd. I'm constantly dealing with revisionist history.

If it weren't for those meddling kids.

Underrated.

I have diabetes for going on 20 years —- which also feels about how long I’ve been following this Theranos grift. I blood test several times daily JUST for diabetes. Each quarter the doctor takes 2-3 full vials of blood just to do the bloodwork for the diabetes-attendant conditions. I so wanted this scam to be real,…

I'm 55 and have a preternaturally young sounding voice. All through my forties, professionals on the phone would tell me I sound 16 years old. It never bothered me because I knew that I had important things to say. I would never consider changing it artificially -- although smoking and drinking sound like a fun way to…

Why didn't MJ ever sleep with little girls since he loved children so much? This puzzles me.

As a child, when asked what I wanted to be when I grew up I would answer "philanthropist" .

A six pack and a potato. Hardy har har. Actually I thought Oliver's show last night was outstanding.

I am also grateful to John Oliver and it really is terrific to see Monica Lewinsky standing tall. She looks and sounds great.

Who's High Pitch?

33 stars for you!

Howard Schultz of Starbucks and erstwhile presidential candidate and billionaire saying we can't afford Medicare for All, yet he took the $1.5trillion tax cut. Investigate this very scary person  please.

Rock, rock, rock lobster.

Vouch.

Yes! South Jersey for life!

Extra credit!❤

And the child enrolls at the Sorbonne. LOL

I'm 55. My daughter was just accepted into veterinary medicine school through hard work and talent. No bribes or fraud.