Or Howard Stern without the charm or talent. I ADORE Stern and Deadspin. Thank you for finally giving Stern his due. Fuck Barstool!

I visited it ONCE.

Agreed. Spent a glorious Christmas week in Manhattan and Brooklyn this year after many years away. Best place on earth. (I'm in D.C.).

Laughing my ass off from Baltimore. Initially rumor had it that Flacco would go to D.C. and the fans were outraged. I ask you: are they better off with Keenum?! Lol

MisKavidson. 

Mashup name: Kete Davidsale. Pate Beckinson.

Mr. Positive said wife #1 pushed out daughter #2 with a smoker's hacking fit. At least it was quick he said.

Keyboard samurai.

Would your sister be willing to pose as an anonymous Asian sex worker who only actually gave massages to the 77 year old frequent flyer?

I suppose this is a career path you'd choose for the women/girls in your family.

I'm casting from Flori-DUH.

Something has always troubled me about the whole MJ story. If he loved and admired and desired to spend so much time including sharing his bed with children, why weren't there ever any little girls around. This alone makes me think that he was sexually attracted to young boys.

The only foul ball I have ever caught was off the bat of Aubrey Huff at Camden Yards during his one year tour with the Orioles when he was the AL home run leader.

This Philly gal will gladly drive up from my D.C. home to watch this lineup and eat a cheesesteak; the greatest sandwich ever invented.

As a Phillies fan born and raised living in D.C., I'm thrilled.

It was Fucking 1967 asshole. And Santa was asking for it!

11 minutes of ball control is usually a winning game plan.

“Seedy". Heh heh

Also what happened to Fiona's investment in the nursing home? Did that just dissolve too? 

Professor you hit all the relevant WTF points, thanks. Just a question. Is Emmy Rossum definitely gone?