Atlantic City had to dredge the Harbor in order for McDonald Trump to bring that massive boat into the casino marinas. Douche canoe.

Fucking hysterical too!

AOC is proposing a wealth tax on income over $10M per year. I find this reasonable.

Yes and why did he never sleep with little girls it he loved children so much?! Because he was sexually attracted to young boys! 

You are so right. My childhood is similar to yours but I chose to get psychological treatment rather than hurt the next generation. If MJ was so innocent, why did he hide his predatory behavior? Because he knew it was wrong. And 

One of the more lamentable aspects of the Roger Goodell era is Roger Goodell.

The Elite Flacco.

OMG. So boring. Hubby and I quit in the middle and just decided to cook a great dinner after halftime. And we never cook together.

Listen buttplug, two full years of complete legislative control and McDonald Trump doesn’t get his border wall funding and yet you blame democrats now?! His multibillionaire cabinet should pay for the fake border wall. Oh and fuck you till 2020. Dosvedanya bitch.

Remember in baseball, an umpire can throw out (disqualify) practically anyone! MLB still levied the fines though.

PLus don’t forget to crank the horse’s tail like a Model-T.

Kellyanne Conwoman is from a small white trash farming community in South Jersey called Atco. She grew up being an ardent pro-lifer and minding the family’s blueberry stand. She simply doesn't know any better. Look up her old YouTube videos it you care to -- she's a mess.

Instead he's an actual douche.

Yes the "l" in Kolb was silent as was his playing career.

We had a 95 year old aunt whose late husband had owned all the Hertz Rent- a-Car franchises in the mid-Atlantic. She was goddamn Mr. Magoo. We had to draw straws to see who would take away those keys.

Before Jared Pushcart came along, McDonald Trump tried to set up Brady and Ivanka. Yecch.

Oh thank God. I'm Jewish. 

I attended a life-affirming March in D.C. on Saturday. We called it the Women's March and I met many wonderful members of the LGBTQ COMMUNITY. 

Just cheese! Where the f--- are YOU from?

Plenty of us wives here on Deadspin. Following Chris Kluwe.