I call it Asshole Confirmation Bias. Every asshole in the world is convinced that everyone else on earth is ALSO secretly an asshole and just hiding it. I suspect it's the only way they can live with themselves.

I've always had a crush on Gary Oldman, but he may have just killed my ladyboner. RIP PRECIOUS LADYWOOD. I HARDLY KNEW THEE.

I don't think those people deserve jail time either. I think they should never own a gun again and do community service. Spending money to keep people in jail who aren't going to reoffend is ridiculous. Vengeance doesn't help anything.

Still doesn't stop being sentenced to prison for LIFE from being intense. She did cause this to happen but it was HARDLY her intent in any way shape or fashion.

I don't think this woman should be in prison for life. She's never going to do this again. Make her take driver's classes and give her community service.

Life sentence? That is intense.

I am naming my next furry friend 'Pineapple.' That is just adorable!

[is glad party is over]

An owl went after my Aunt's toy poodle one night when she let the dog (Peaches) outside to go to the bathroom. Fortunately, my aunt stayed outside with her. She saw a huge shadow pass over her head and saw an owl diving towards Peaches. My aunt ran screaming and waving her arms, and luckily, that scared the owl as it…

Dear God - Poor Pineapple!

That is no joke! I have heard similar tales about kittens.

I'm a complete cynic but I really believe that if the company was doing ok financially, he'd still be employed. He has been a pervy ass from the beginning. I'm not complaining that he's been fired, I just am doubtful that it wasn't primarily financially motivated.