Any time another of these "moral panic" stories gets published, I read it in the voice of this guy (and throw in a few extra weirdos for good measure):
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This will instantly date me, but when I was a kid, my mom's bible-thumping friend informed her that KISS stood for Knights in Satan's Service. Oh, she also only allowed her daughter to wear pastel (think pink) nail polish and absolutely no tube tops because you know, that meant you were looking for sex aka slutty. …
Yeah, because sentences are a proper measure of the amount of care you give to someone...
Also better than everyone who saw The Beach and descended like locusts upon Ko Phi Phi Leh/Maya Bay in Thailand. At least Norway can handle the mass influx of tourists without it ruining their land.
It's ridiculous. It's almost impossible to point a camera at anything in Norway and not end up with the most amazing landscape shot ever. The winters are harsh, the food is bad (except for rømmegrøt and elgpølse - oh, and multe syltetøy and the dairy and ahh feckit the food's fine), and the people are taciturn…
What???? When I watched that movie, all I could think was, 'Summer can't get here fast enough.'
like Slartibartfast, I just really love a good fjord.
I mean, I can understand concerns about having too much tourism or destruction of the very thing the movie was trying to promote (things like Finding Nemo making clownfish really popular as pets), but on the other hand, I really like it when movies and other media encourage people to explore the world and try new…
You Frozen fans are...really something.
Make fun all you like, but I'd say this is a much better result than people seeing Titanic and booking cruises en masse. Which is totally a thing that happened.
"Wait, I can't stand on the prow of the ship and shout that I'm the king of the world? And I have massive diarrhea?"
-Eve…
Excuse me while I scratch Norway off the list of a few years. I haven't gone this long without hearing that fucking song and I'll be damned if I'm hearing it in Norway.
This is why Scotland jumped all over Brave a few years back. And because of all the support given to Pixar, the film opened a few days earlier here! Scottish Tourism is still selling Brave merchandise as well.
From the Wikipedia page of Toast Sandwich (#35):
Which both means yes, probably insane, but that I'm also completely okay with it. TIARAS FOR EVERYONE!
I think it means you're not just the Queen of the Raptors, you're also the Queen of England.
I'm personally offended by the obvious xenophobia behind ranking such a beautiful sandwich at 22. I come from a long, proud line of cappicola-loving Italian-Americans. In fact, the surname names was actually nameccini before it was anglicized against my ancestor's will at Ellis Island.
I.... I totally eat cucumber sandwiches for lunch. On a fairly regular basis. Does this mean I am no longer sane?
22. Italian SubHam, Salami, Cappicola, Provolone Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Italian Dressing, Sub Roll