If you want, you can write and article about it and I will post it to groupthink and maybe it might get posted to the mainpage. You seem smart as any Jez writer, so I'm sure you can do it.

It must be nice to never have made a typo on the internet. Congratulations.

Not all bunnies...

I understood your meme reference, and I really like what you have to say about the impossible standard of "normal".

I don't care if they've put this behind them.

I was somewhat in jest, since the meme "not all....." is, in and of itself, ridiculously defensive and ridiculous. And I'm not a big fan of the term "normal" anyway, I mean, what the fuck does "normal" mean, much less a "normal family"? I get it, it is relative. And I have seen a lot of drama in my ever-expanding…

I thought so lol. People are still talking about how Courtney "killed" Kurt two decades ago.

Yeah, not all families. However, it's a thing that happens in many families. To acknowledge this is not to "normalize violence", I think— it's to acknowledge that things aren't always perfect, clean, sparkly, emotionally secure, and happy. When people who love each other and know each other intimately clash in heated…

Bonus +1 for Moriarty.

...so...basically this translates to: "We are not telling you plebeians shit about our life...so we are throwing you this bone for you all to fight over. Now go buy our albums."
...okkkkkaaaaayyyyy.

OH MY GOD SO CUTE *dies*

Does this mean we can move on now?

Translation: Queen Bey has had enough of this nonsense (and publicity). The Beygency has been dispatched and successfully dealt with Solange and Jay Z.

Appropriate response is appropriate.

When the reasons given for denial of service are discriminatory, it's discrimination, I understand the crass, pastiche of internet apathy your comment entails, but yes of course we can all just not bank at Chase.