YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THIS. THIS.

One point about NASCAR and any other racing. There is a metric fuckton of engineering and science behind the design of race tracks, the cars, motors, tire technology, suspension geometry and setup for each track. So it's not really just lip service about science. No racing (and frankly anything) would exist without…

YUP! And im getting really tired of people telling me to lighten up about it. I will not lighten up. This book is not funny. In any way

Furthermore, let us all be thankful that Christian Grey is not real, because the fictional Christian Grey is a creepy, abusive stalker who gaslighted and raped his girlfriend, and we already have enough terrible dudes like that in the world.

I'm saying don't support the film. Terrible film. Romanticises abuse. Don't support the film.

He's not real—and thank God, because he's an abusive control freak. The only 50 Shades merchandise that interests me includes the whimsical restraining order that should be brought against such a person, and those yummy leather bound self defense tools that would be required during the course of a typical evening…

I fucking hate NASCAR. My family has a lake house in Brooklyn MI, which is five miles from MIS. When it is race weekend, it is an absolute nightmare. From Thursday to Monday, traffic is insane, you can't go out to eat at any restaurant within a 45 minute drive without a 2 hour wait, and you have people driving around…

whatever kind of fast cars you like, it's okay now

And those of us who enjoy the finer things? Well we'll just be over here. Drinking gin.

don't knock my vodka

I've been considering Implanon and have mostly heard good things about. I was wondering if there's some negative side? It's discussed much less often than the IUD and I was wondering why that was. It looks to be just as effective. I don't have any particular issue with hormones, so it seemed like a superior option…

I'd like to give a shout-out to Implanon*, a little plastic insert in my arm that works for 3 years. I've had it 2.5 years, and had a period maybe 4 times during that time. I'm giving up hormonal birth control for Lent 2015, I am not looking forward to having periods again.

This is really bad, but a few things worth remembering:

Fuck. That's what I get for posting on mobile... I'll just go hide in the shame hole till Christmas. *obsessively triple checks post for auto-corrected sabotage*

Your username is keyboard smashed nonsense and your only posts are on this article. The language used in your initial comment sounds like a parody of pseudo-liberal racist Reddit types. Sorry, but all evidence points to you posting this just to get a rise out of people.

It's really fun.

Paula Patton has told human Drakkar Noir bottle Robin Thicke that she will pursue full custody of their son if he doesn't get his shit together.

How on earth is this a surprise that this is white people? Look at it.

In the Pacific NW, they're a requirement. You ain't shit if you ain't got at least one fleece.

toastily.