Software development is engineering of a different type where your laboratory, workshop, proving ground, and production platform are all virtual.

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

My grandmother still feels a little hope. Just the other day she told me that she was okay with it if I was a lesbian. Um...thanks? I’m not, but thanks for trying?

My mom once said to me, out of the blue, “You know, I think we ignored you too much as a child. Do you think you might be autistic?” She didn’t even wait for an answer from me.

Be very thankful. At my rehearsal dinner, my dad said to Mr. Schwa, “I wish she was marrying her ex-boyfriend.” After the rehearsal dinner, my mom said to Mr. Schwa, “You deserve so much better then her.”

Why does this story make me instantly jump back to this MTV True Life: I’m Getting Married bit from Charlie “I will gut you like a fish” B?

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

This woman is my hero.

Damn. Bravo is right. Her follow up statement covers all the bases and shuts down pretty much any of the bullshit criticism that might have been levied at them. Good for them.

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

Judging by the supplies, that is a charter school bear. He has nothing to fear from Betsy.

FOR GOD SAKE NO ONE TELL BETSY DEVOS!

Actually the opposite! It means that they felt secure enough to explore the world. So good job :)

I have an awesome mom, but can I come to your party, pls?

YOU ARE NOT! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND LOVED.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.