DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I forgot about that slam and seeing it in slow motion is fucking me up.

Jesus Fucking Christ. We failed them. I hate people so much.

Take your fucking +1

SAY IT AGAIN, FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

From the New York Times article:

“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”

Holy Shit this is fucking GOLD.

I love that Monkey drives to sleep with him at school everyday. So sweet :)

Oh my god this article reminds me of one of my favorite moments from the LeBatard show which has been made into a rejoin:

I’ve fucked many people, AND I was raped. Those two facts don’t have to be mutually exclusive. I would ask what’s hard to understand about this but I live in a state where the governor RAPED a woman and threatened her to keep quiet while his wife was pregnant with their child, AND STILL REFUSES TO RESIGN. FAKE NEWS.…

However, it was Cannibal Witch’s recent appearance on Lou Dobbs’s podcast, Dobb Knobbin’ with Lou Dobbs—during which she discussed having eaten children as recently as today—that we have decided to part ways.

Still giggling at Jack MeHoff.

If you have Cadbury Mini Eggs, then you have yourself a deal!

I am always a little shocked when I see a denial statement released by a representative, followed-up by actual, conflicting surveillance footage.

Because I am a 12 year old stuck in a grown woman’s body, I read his name and laughed because mentally I said Jack MeHoff.

The junk in question, NJ.com reports, being parts from a 9.4 ton Chinese space station that’s been orbiting “uncontrolled” since 2016.

Missourian here and he ain’t wrong.

+1 Darlene

Fuck yes, I am here for this!