There isn’t enough coffee in the world to prepare anyone for this thread.

Thank you for completely nuking my naive, ignorant bubble that I currently reside in. -_-

I’m choosing to be naive and assuming (wishfully) that paddling isn’t common punishment in 2017. Whyyyyyyy is a man, paddling a teenage girl? Whyyyyyyy????? Make it stop.

Can someone please tell me that the paddling punishment is not what I think it is?

He’s like a big, fat, hairy cat-otter. This is his preferred sleeping position.

Oh my god. Louis just knocked over the floor lamp while chasing his tail!

I have his long lost (equally as obese) brother, Louis. Cheers!

I’m pretty sure your parents cat and my cat are the EXACT same cat.

Sorry I’m a little late to the thread, but THISSSSSSSSSSS. My uncle fatty loses his fucking shit if there isn’t food. Knocks everything off any high surface, bites people and waillllllssssssssss to high heavens. It would be easier to diet train him but I have a little girl kitty who is normal sized and I don’t know…

Pete is handsome devil!

+1 President Cheeto approved.

lol, wut.

“You had me at spray-tan orange.”

I’m just here to watch USA soccer fans freak the fuck out about this article.

I didn’t realize they even had ONE? Everyone I know has gone to Kansas City, Kansas or St. Louis, Illinois. So yeah, HOURS one way for most of these women.

This is exactly how I feel, however I’m still irked that “just rip the scales off” was considered privileged information in Maester-ville. I cannot let it go for some reason and It’s actually funny to me now!

Euron is not an ordinary man, and the Silence is not an ordinary ship.

Imma roll with this theory because otherwise I’m irritated. It pleases me to think that Cersei could really be slippin further into Mad King land. But for real tho, they’re gonna at lest drench those arrows in wild fire first, right?

Mannnnnnn, don’t even put that shit out in the Universe!! That’s legit one of the only endings that would piss me the fuck off.

Mannnnnnnn, I know! I’m impatient as fuuuuuck. (Clearly.) You think this season is going to be seven kingdoms shit and next season will be the end of the world?