Hello my fellow Kinja-mate!

Reading is my FAVORITE. Winky face emoji.

Where the fuck does one even start? I love kids, specifically babies. All the snuggles and giggles and the smell. I have four nephews that are legit disappointed if I don’t come and see them every weekend. Everyone (family, friends, coworkers) expects me to bogart the baby and/or small children when I am around.

Duuuuuuude, so much this. I am the worlds BEST aunt.

I truly cannot even imagine what the fan experience would even consist of during the second half of that game. Christ almighty those drunk assholes were trying to fight their team! While it sounds hysterical....No I am totally fine with all of this and actually, would of been fucking awesome to see Marcus Smart go…

THIS NEEDS MORE STARS, PEOPLE!

Can I get an Amen?!

Slow clap.

Not gonna lie, I was staring into rose petals of the dress like it was fucking 3D picture art. “Ok, I’m trying too hard. Jussssst relax my eyes and try to look at the picture as a whole and not just focussing on the petals. God damnit, what the fuck?! .....”

Waiting for the inevitable “Kids are fucking pussies these days. Goddamn snowflakes. Wimps. Grow some balls you asshats!”

Hank is a very good boy.

“Glam-ma” seriously makes me fucking cringe every time I hear it and immediately makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Hello pot! Oh, helllllooooooo kettle!

You win the internet today.

Pssh, I know man. Fuck that *KID* for not sticking around after the person who recruited him and his brother got fired. This, *KID*. I mean THE FUCKING NERVE. Yes, you there. You grown ass, middle aged, *MAN*, go forth and spew your ever apparent saltiness to one of Washington’s biggest news papers for everyone to…

Man, I read that headline and thought that coach was FOR SURE from my hometown. PLOT TWIST: San Fran-fucking-cisco. God damn, wonder what those odds would of been. I probably would of even had had San Francisco in my bottom five.

Ahhhhh. I get it now. You’re “that guy” that tells people after unfortunate events and tragedies that they didn’t do shit the right way in the first place and it could’ve all been avoided had they not been “too lazy to parent correctly.”

She was never left alone. Her mother was in the room with her at every appointment.

Oh my god. He did this with her mother in the room. The mother was there every time. Holy shit I feel so awful for her mom. They had no idea. Jesus fucking christ this is terrible.

I didn’t get to watch much of this, but did I miss where the USA pitchers hit the opposing teams batters by disrespecting the sanctimonious sport that is baseball?