Well they could always ship the children then...

I have been in this situation more times than I care to remember. One time my first son somehow contained enough liquid shit inside himself to overflow his diaper and fill the seat of his car seat. He did it silently too - we had no idea he even pooped, we only noticed the smell after a minute. We had no idea the…

one key to rule them all, and in the yugo bind them

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

Real talk though I am going to be FIRST in line for Skywalker hands

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Total hand removal surgery

What if the thigh flesh is wet too? How is there not a massive Yahoo! Answers thread on this already?

I am a VERY tense person. I can’t even drink out of cans.

Which is doubly odd because hearse rear suspensions are built to carry a LOT of dead weight.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

Tail of the serpent

This is a DEMONOLOGY story. Smite him, Bathin! Smite him!

Or as Stephen Wright said - “A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, ‘Why were you going so fast?’ I said, ‘I had my foot to the floor? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”

Idea: Fill the potholes with piezo arrays.

So Patrick is the carrot.........Erin is the stick?

The what

As an aside, the people who frequently fly forced sodomy air say it really helps their regularity.

Rookie mistake. If you think Forced Sodomy Air is just about the sodomy, then you haven’t met the new Forced Sodomy Air.