There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…

Looks like it’s time for the tech companies to start hiring gun lobbyists to make sure they also can’t get sued for individual dumbassery which may involve the products they produce...

Renting a card table at CES from the exhibit prop supplier house will probably run you $150

And another hundy to have a union grip unfold it for you.

I just ordered one under the name “Duke Nukem III.”

Teens run away for a lot of reasons. Might have been serious abuse, might have been failing to buy her the latest iPhone. Probably somewhere in between. But she’s almost certainly better off there than in the hands of couple of pimps. And I think we can assume child services didn’t just drop her off at the curb and…

I saw that image out of the corner of my eye and thought the kid was wearing a kippah and some kind of weird tallit, and that made it even funnier.

Perfect for transporting conscripted labor in comfort and style.

As you can see, there was a bit of a discussion into what went on this list:

Well, they have to actually drive to make the list.

And with that, please welcome Ryan Felton as our latest full-time addition to the Jalopnik staff! He’ll be our guy covering tech, transportation and the future of driving. For now he’s in Detroit but will be joining our NYC staff next year.

So I was a former Fisker employee who was asked to interview for a position in Finance at Faraday a year or so ago with the promise of some fairly outrageous compensation at least for the position level. I took one meeting with them and decided they were full of as much shit as Fisker was, if not more so. But I…

That guy who just stole the bucket of gold is in luck!

I think there’s genuinely good work getting done at FF—I don’t think it’s snake oil or vaporware the way people think of it. I just think it is troubled for many other reasons, reasons that are extremely valuable lessons about how the car business works and what it takes to start a new car company.

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

This. I’ve spun my smart hooning it many times. Sure, it’s hella fun, but without the electronic nannies doing their wizardry (every time I’ve spun was with stability control off), a spin is never recoverable.

Well at least your friend had a pleasant conversation with the president elect.

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

Based on his car choices... This has to be what the rest of David’s life looks like: