I’ve seen this movie. The man becomes poor.

Detroit.

It’s like someone was given a press packet, and told “reword this so you sound like an idiot trying to be funny”.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

Now you tell me. I just left a deposit on one.

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

That fruit was hanging so low Ant-Man had to stoop to reach it.

This is my favorite Sound of Music gif.

Cuddling is for lower classes that need to keep warm. People of this level of income lie rigidly on their backs next to each other, to show that they need nothing but their wealth to keep them warm.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Will you be doing a write up on those Silicon Valley startups like Beepi that are trying to “disrupt” the car buying / selling business?

The overall wins only tell part of the story.

It’s a lifelong sentence of pills cocktail and marginalization.

Temporary solution until Musk is able to implement the giant space sunshade.