“They’re not going anywhere”

Why do we have to submit to them being inevitable? Trends change, and CUVs will be out just as soon as they were in. They suck so bad at everything, why settle for mediocrity?

My completely arbitrary used car valuation algorithm would price this at $7,400. My just-as-arbitrary premium used car algorithm prices it at $11,100.

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Man I WANT to NP this, but I think the seller is trying to get back his maintenance costs especially that $7K spent on the timing chain . . . and that’s not how it works. Love the looks, the stick, the power and I can deal with German vehicles without losing my cool.

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be compensated for the software--of course they should! But they should also have a reasonable return policy since it really costs them nothing to do so. If people want it, they should pay for it. If they don’t they shouldn’t be railroaded into buying it.

How do people not set up pay holds for weird or large online purchases with their banks and credit cards? I don’t get it.

Exactly. If you treat people differently simply on the basis of their skin color, then you are a racist, end of story.

What continues to annoy me is that people defend Lucas as “not racist.” The guy who ran the pizza parlor he worked as a teen, or his friend from school. “He’s not racist.”
These same people try to dismiss “systemic racism.” They fail to understand that these cops don’t have to be lynching, n-word spewing klansmen.…

How can someone become an officer at such a young age? Ex-Officer Barbrady is barely a year above the drinking age and already has a murder under his belt.

Forget about police training and do a survey of young people that are interested in law enforcement. You need to find out why they’re interested and what qualities…

Watching Twitter explode with angry wine moms was pretty hilarious

I think the point is that white women gain more than they lose from this kind of proximity to white men. It's the rest of us who lose the most. 

Black women have endured the jokes of comedians coming at us with offensive stereotypes for YEARS-and snl has been a part of that. The white women going off on Twitter about these accurate observations disguised as jokes are the same ones that would happily laugh at us being called ‘Shaniqua’.

The exact percentage of white men doesn’t need to be mentioned. We all know the overwhelming majority voted for Trump. I’m sure many people would presume much higher than 63%.

“Sit down next to me and take your talking to”?

I love Obama, I paid to see her when she came to Toronto, but if his broader point is that a First Lady shouldn’t even really be a thing, I can see that. Sophie Gregoire-Trudeau has a relatively high profile here, but nothing compared to U.S. spouses and only relative to her predecessors. I bet most Canadians would be…

I think Burr likes to poke fun at and prod certain feminists and feminist positions, but I wouldn’t say he maligns feminism in general. Maybe I’m thinking of a different bit, but the one I think you’re referencing regarding Michelle Obama wasn’t exactly wrong (that the spouses of Presidents aren’t elected officials…

Apropos of nothing... So what did end up happening to the naked ally lady who sat down in the middle of the Portland BLM protests? Or was that Los Angeles?  Or was that.... Never mind.... 

Riffing on hypocrisy and absurdity is a big part of Burr’s thing. He’s an angry, angry man, and stereotypes feature heavily in his material, but I’m not quite sure that it crosses the line into being hateful.

All the liberal white women that were on Twitter labeling this bit “misogynist”...yikes.

I would pass this one altogether, wagons usually are ugly but this is just plain dispropotional and not cohesive even a bit.