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i just think its easier to pee in a 2-piece. but i'm a lazy bitch.

HAHA rock that sh!t woman!!! my mom is horrified that i plan to do it, but i look forward to embarrassing her at the community pool in my preg-kini!

my mom didn't dress me in terribly gender specific clothing as a baby, and up to a year and a half, people mistook me for a boy. so no, you can't always tell.

abortion and contraception are older than you think. just not always the safest route. then again, childbirth was a 50/50 shot at survival for quite some time, too. depending on the culture, a man could very easily deny that the child was his, especially if they weren't married, and there was no DNA to prove that it

10 years ago they were on a few of the worst condom lists, and were one of 2 brands that broke while i was using them. though, that was 10 years ago.

doctors in hospitals don't always care about how you're comfortable having it. 4 out of 5 of my child-bearing friends had c-sections, and not because anything was going wrong, but simply because it was taking too long.

yeah, except that doctors don't tell women in the hospital giving birth all the information. they don't explain the benefits and risks to various medications and procedures, they just tell you what they think you should be doing.

i don't want an epidural, and it has nothing to do with whether or not it takes away the pain, and everything to do with the risks associated with them. i refuse to risk the health of my kid cuz i don't want to feel pain during childbirth.

does lifestyles still have the highest breakage rate in the condom market?

when i was part of the non-breeding unmarried population, i couldn't use condoms that had any lube already on them, especially the kind with spermicide! that used to sting like a b!itch, true story. lolajane is right, hit up the plain condoms and add your own vag-friendly lube.

ahh the curse of the full-time employee. it really is a catch-22.

having dated a few men with, ahem, endowments, i can actually sympathize with this guy. an above average doodle brings good things, but a huge penis can really limit one's sex life. certainly limited ours.

why make it a negative about lorraine's mother, who we know next to nothing about from this small snippet, instead of praising susie bright for being the kind of mother to aspire to be?

omg i'm in love with that dress. does it come in preggo sizes? cuz that would make my life.

there's a good example for the children.

when my husband and i first started dating i was somewhat disappointed that he had almost zero interest in my lingerie collection. then he explained that while lingerie was pretty, it got in the way of the best part: my own naked skin.

all the lingerie i got for my bridal shower is still in its boxes, tags on, in the top of the closet, because i refuse to wear something my family bought me for sexytime. nope. not happening.

that was actually one of my first thoughts, too. if a baby had their genitals made one way or another at birth, does that still make them unable to marry under this nonsense? or didn't they think about that part?

people got no sense of humor anymore...

that just makes them pedophiles. what about the rest of the normal porn-consuming universe who aren't mentally damaged?