Brings to mind the episode of 40 Rock where Liz (who thought she was bullied by everyone in high school) finds out everyone else thought SHE was the bully. (And I think I maybe remember Tina Fey describing this happening in her real life too in her book?)

Stars for anyone who makes a Sweet Valley High reference

Being mean doesn’t suit me and leaves me feeling dirty.

It’s the leakers......The true enemy is always the leakers.

I know. I LOVE the original show. But that encore season...I made it 5 episodes and quit because I had barely laughed. It just wasn’t the same.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s relationship does way too much, all the time.

Counterpoint: It’s a show about the youngest, least Kardashian looking, most forgettable daughter overtaking her older half-siblings and becoming the most Kardashian looking and most culturally relevant daughter.

I think you misjudge why people (I’m assuming they are people and not just pets that turned on the TV) tune into this show: hate-watching. It’s why I watch the cable news instead of my usual porn anime. It’s hard to hate-watch someone who is going through personal tragedy, though. You start to empathize with them.…

You know when you meet a new friend and you’re like, You are fucking hilarious! And it seems like you have so much in common and she tells the funniest stories and it’s all sunshine and light and drinking too much and stumbling home but then one morning she calls crying and is like, can I borrow money for an…

Thank you. Can’t stand Fallon, even if you put aside his court-jester-to-Voldemort act. The way he has to make every single sketch about him is maddening. I don’t want you sing a fucking Springsteen verse, Jimmy Fallon, when Bruce Springsteen is standing right there. Get off my TV.

He’s a tool, I really want The Roots to quit his show, he doesn’t deserve deserve them. It’s the only reason I occasionally tune in. And his “Trump supporters watch my show too” comment... GTFO... Colbert is doing well for a reason, he doesn’t GAF if they’re watching his show, the more he stopped giving a shit the…

That was when he showed his hand! We get it, Jim, we get it, you’re a milquetoast patsy toadfucker, we knew that awready.

Yes! Thank you! Fallon can make whatever kind of show he wants. But legitimate criticism isn’t bullying.

I mean...it is deplorable to be racist, sexist, anti-immigrant, and against health care for everyone. “Libtard” is a silly insult. I’ll gladly be called that name for being on the side of common sense, progress, and empathy.

I’m even fine with that... I think. I mean, that Tim Allen show got cancelled, and there is so many mole people shows one person can watch.

“I don’t want to be bullied into not being me, and not doing what I think is funny,” he said more defiantly. “Just because some people bash me on Twitter, it’s not going to change my humor or my show.”

Fallon drives me up the fucking wall with his hacky schtick.

Fair enough, Fallon. But you invited a monster onto your show to ruffle his hair to make him see more endearing.