Heh, are you my boyfriend? <3

Ooooooh.

Didn’t know that was a thing. I guess it sometimes takes a while for water to get hot. But I never really noticed. Hmm.

Thank you. That person’s comment made me feel awkward for a minute.

Nevermind. Heh.

Who is the Brodsky mentioned for the first time in the second paragraph? First name?

Wow. That WWD article was depressing.

She’s got a hella sexy speaking voice

Perfectly put. Agreed. Glad you’re sane, internet person, even as the world is not,

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Im so sorry. Tears welled up in my eyes reading this. I have faith he will return. <3

Thank you.

My brother knows someone who knew her in college, too. Apparently she cheated in school and was just kind of shitty.

Thank you for this! I love Elena Ferrante and love that y’all cover her here at Jezebel. Please don’t stop!

Thats the cover (including cropping) of the new book by Ferrante- which doubtless has been used with permission.

Thank you, reasonable person.

And may those boos follow him wherever he goes for the rest of his hopefully short life.

I’m so sorry :(

For what its worth— and this has baffled me to no end for about a year now— there is a guy in my apartment complex who is black and has a TRUMP PENCE sticker on his car along with a NO GAY MARRIAGE (yes, seriously) and a sticker that has some image of both MLK Jr. and Frederick Douglass with a conservative quote on it…

Okay thats hot/cute/sweet, even with the silly writing.