Great job, CNN, just allowing her bald-faced lie to go unchallenged in your goddamn census tweet.

People said the same thing about Weinstein.

I have an automatic distrust of any adult who chooses to go into kids TV.

I think the reason there were rumors that Barron is autistic is I’ve never seen a picture where he looks happy or comfortable in the presence of his father.

As a mother, I have a lot of pity for that kid. But I’m a mother to daughters, so that pity is really hard to find under all the fear and revulsion. Hard to hate a boy for what he will probably be, but probably isn’t yet. But damn if I’m not finding that I have a talent for it.

Peak Trump.

feel like your original headline, I, Cecilia, Hate Fun, was a better fit for this one

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

Racist white people will never not be unattractive as all hell. Like, being white gives you a short shelf life aesthetically as it is. Don’t expedite the process by being a racist bitch.

This news has single-handedly redeemed my Thursday — no, my entire month.

why don’t you tell us?

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.

Things that are likely to kill Trump should he ever run into an active shooter situation:

I love that all six of his daughters got together to tell him to stop talking. Nice teamwork!  

Christianity is a crisis cult used for political and social dominance.

I don’t have a problem with religion; rather, I have many problems with the sect of a religion that doesn’t incorporate the science, empiricism and skepticism of the Enlightenment into an intellectually wholesome belief system.