In other news: water is wet, grass is green, rural folks are bored and have nothing better to do than fuck.

As I sit bundled in the urban Northeast, I’m not saying that money is why I’m not going to have a second kid, but there is a very very significant cost to a second child that I’m not sure I want to deal with (yes, my husband and I are fortunate enough we could afford it). With the cost of not working for 2-3 months,…

In my state they created a foolproof* method for preventing Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: they’ve used $500,000 of state money to install free pregnancy test dispensers in bars. Ostensibly they are to be used before a woman has a drink, just to make sure she’s A-OK to imbibe, but in reality they are emptied by people like…

Imagine no more!

I want to consume as much AD as possible because that man gives me THE THIRST, but I can’t bring myself to watch Girls because Lena.

If anybody was wondering what Murray Miller could possibly have on Dunham & Konner that would make them issue a statement that they did, considering they would know, especially Dunham, how bad & hypocritical it would look. Looks like the recording being released would be waaaaay worse than this hypocrisy, so guess she…

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing”

So as a country we’ve decided banning/restricting guns in any way is out of the question, but now we’re just going to accept daily room searches like we’re all children at a particularly punitive boarding school? Guests are paying out the nose to stay at Disney resorts, and they’re still going to have to submit to…

Seriously though? A $112 scrunchie? What is wrong with people?

I assumed she’s pregnant because in the third Twilight book, Bella was pregnant. Since EL James can’t create her own plot upon pain of death, her Bella stand-in is knocked up too.

She’s pregnant because at it’s heart this is a deeply conventional story of boring rich people. She’s pregnant because they got married, and that’s what unimaginative authors have married people do.

IKR. If you’re antigay, the only art you should be allowed to own are Thomas Kinkead prints and “Dogs Playing Poker”.

If Warren also picked up a sex worker high on meth then, yes, she’d deserve this.

My biggest takeaway here is how infuriating it is a Rick Perry/Trump supporter would even own work by Andy Warhol to begin with. If you don’t support the rights of gay citizens, you shouldn’t be able to benefit from their work. If only this could be enforced in any way it would be a surefire way to make people…

Nah, that’s never how it works for those types. It’s god’s will when what they wanted to happen happens. But when what they want to happen doesn’t happen, it’s the work of the devil. It’s never god sending them a message to warn them they’re being righteous assholes and should probably change their lives before they…

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

It dawned on me about two years ago that I always read the labels of what I put in/on me. What I ate (whether it stopped me or not, that’s another question, but I did READ it), my shampoo, my moisturizer. Looked at the ingredients, where it came from, what country it was manufactured in. But I gave about one single…

I love that Obama and Michelle will be guests of honor at the wedding and Trump will likely not even get an invite.

Because it’s weirdly self righteous(per above), overcharges and certain artists who know their fan base will fall prey to paying whatever release Tidal exclusives only. It’s arrogant and it offers nothing new to music streaming. If they were innovative and brought something more to the table it’d be sad to see it go,…