What the fuck is realclearpolitics.com???? Why is the son of the president  re-tweeting them???? Gosh, I’m so fucking mad. I’m waiting on a miscarriage and this makes me feel even more angry than my current shitty situation. I hate this country right now.

Exactly. I’d take the job and my first order of business would be to hide headless snakes in the 7 year-old’s bed and whisper to the 5 year-old that he/she will get an endless supply of candy every time he/she rats out the 7 year-old.

Ah, she earned her name a few years ago when she trotted down to my yard to lecture me on what I should/should not be wearing in MY YARD, in summer. I promptly went in and swapped a bikini top to finish my yard work. After that she started leaving bibles in my mailbox and escalated her bullshit to the point of both…

Don’t bother arguing with that idiot. He’s really stupid.

“But instead of educating themselves, they hate and they bully.”

I am really upset. These crazy hateful “Christians” just need someone to bully, it makes them feel like they are doing God’s work. So do the people in ISIS. Religiosity is really ridiculous. And enough of the liberal Christians like myself do not say anything, don’t speak up about it because we think we are never…

Ah, another example of Christian love and tolerance. Per usual.

THE PROBLEM IS INSIDE THE HOUSE!

I would love for the protagonist to be like, “Whatever, Dalton. I’ve got student loans and crippling depression. Your Silent Hill bullshit ain’t gonna scare me.”

Dude every time I turn around you’re suggesting Scooby Doo for something!

I’ve got the perfect solution for the nanny issue:

SAME.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

If I was single, I’d jump right in there. Survive for longer than the other nannies, get enough material for a book/film deal and cash out.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Even in death the woman continues to be a catalyst for important discussions about women’s mental health, and addiction. Thank you Carrie.

Gosh, a medium-talent hack whose main defining characteristic was she was less-sexist & racist than her Fox News colleagues has a hard time finding an audience outside of her bubble?

Color me not fucking surprised.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

My goodness, them boys are ugly.

They’re trying to sound like a higher class of person instead of the grasping, social climbing, nouveau riche vulgarians they actually are - which backfires because it’s one of the “tells.” That and insisting they’re rich when they probably have very few liquid assets.