It's insane here! I work in the campus area, the storm hit when I was there (balancing a cash drawer in the dark? Tedious.) I can't believe how black the sky too! I think the eeriest was seeing entire trees, lots and lots of entire trees, uprooted and laying across streets. Finding the electricity on at home was a…

I hope he's being Punk'd.

Jennifer, why? You deserve so much better. Everyone deserves so much better.

Hehehe hooray to you both!

Let me 'splain ... No, there is too much. Let me sum up: Texas wants a Theocracy in little less than half a year.

I want a raspberry as big as my head.

Ooh, I've never been. I'll have to check it out.

Right?! How did I not know this was a show?

And that face is why our dance director told us to say "hell!" instead of "fuck!" when we goofed or got hurt.

Can you ask if you can bring any food/refreshments? That way you're contributing, or offering to contribute, without buying a blender.

Haha, fantastic. What's your favorite happy hour? I'm a big fan of Marcella's and their grapefruit fizz.

It might be your browser. Safari does this to me. I haven't had issues with Chrome.

You did your yourself? That's impressive. I'll fix buttons, but that's the end of my tailoring.

Long shot, but ... any Jezzies in the Columbus, OH area recently have a wedding dress altered? I bought a dress out of state (shopping with mom and sisters), and it needs hemmed and taken in at the bust.

Medical-grade super glue is actually an important technology, as simple as it is. More often, it is used to close wounds that might otherwise require stitches, but I suppose this kind of butt plugging is also a legitimate use. No matter how ridiculous I think the surgery is, it's her choice and you've gotta seal those…

I bet Drake just wanted to hit him so his face stayed that way.

Fabulous arrested development.

Could be used as a trach tube too, assuming you already knew how to provide an emergency tracheotomy.

I commend you, and I thank you.

Last night I had a long anxiety dream about wedding dress shopping. I have one week until the actual shopping (yay!) and I know it'll actually be a chill experience (I picked my engagement ring in about 20 minutes after visiting only one store), and I'm shopping for a low-key wedding, but the dream freaked me out!