I wish my job was to see how many cheese puffs I could fit in my mouth.

At least I get to post this:

It’s worth a reminder that SCOTUS is currently drafting a ruling in Voisine v. United States, which concerns a federal law barring convicted domestic abusers from owning a gun. That case might sound familiar because during oral arguments a few weeks ago, Justice Thomas broke a ten-year silence to openly opine if…

Whoa, it just occurred to me that Juicy Joe will be doing his time at Fort Dix...alongside Apollo Nida, onetime beloved of Ms. Phaedra Parks, Esq., of the Atlanta Southern Belles Coalition of Funereal Proprieters™ and RHOA.

Sorry, I can’t get past the fact that Rachel Ray has a (pet food?) product called goddamned NUTRISH.

I am a full-time mom who used to be an administrative assistant and personal assistant. The more you do, the more life appears seamless to others. There are people who have absolutely no idea that their days are running quite well, only because, others have considered everything for them in advance. Let them know,…

I’ve been married for 16 years. Sitting them down is useless. I’ve just accepted things get fucked up- I’m just as bad with messing up times and dates and showing up at parties too early/wrong day.

I feel you so hard. I actually just got in a big fight with my bf about similar things. No kids, but I feel like if I were to decide to just let everything go the standard at which we live our life/quality of food we eat/cleanness of house/appointments being kept etc., would drop to about 1/4 of what it is now. I’m…

Your case is interesting because even though your partner is not a man she pucked up many of the behaviors that men exhibit in a family setting (and that drive women crazy). Of course it’s anecdotal evidence but it points to this whole thing being a social construct rather than biological programming. Very interesting.

Well, my friends, I have some news.

No! I’m such a bad cat mom!

So... We have the same brain!?!?

I peed on a stick this week and it came out positive. I’m so excited. My husband and I have been trying for a few months but thanks to the stress of my mom wandering and getting lost for 5 hours at a time, it hasn’t worked. Until now.

Yeah man, my mom was always stoic about our bodily fluids, saying “whatever comes from you or your dad doesn’t gross me out”. What a fucking lie. These things DO gross me out (and the absurdity of brushing a turd is not lost one me), I just saw so much of it that I got desensitized I guess. But still, do not want.

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

I got a positive pregnancy test recently (on my birthday!) and I want to talk about pregnancy and babies without having to go to BabyCenter.

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

Me, reading this, “Oh so you are both total assholes, cool cool coolcooooolcoooool.”

Hate to break it to you, but you’re both shitty friends. This article is nothing more than revenge trying to disguise itself as a ‘thoughtful meditation’ on the end of the friendship. As you said, there’s a part of you (I’d suspect a large part) that is upset that you were the dumpee. So you took to the internet to…

That comment will likely sting your husband for years.