Here’s the thing though, the progressive viewers just don’t watch TV the way conservative viewers do. Progressive Viewers, young or older bloc, are mostly getting their news through web clips or articles, facebook or other news aggregators (like Gawker, for example.)

Heck, don't even care if they were broke young adults. They don't owe their former cast mates anything. I can't even imagine having to deal with Evangelical Barbie on a regular basis.

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

They could teach ABC’s and independent thought!

I think that woman might be part of the problem with this show. She’s painfully bad.

And according to some traditions Satan is Yahweh’s most trusted servant and counselor. Who is in fact the only one god trusts enough to put in charge of the whole evil thing.

In the Jewish canon, the devil is an appointed position created by G-d, both to serve as his own adversary, as well as to challenge humans. He’s literally just doing the job he was given.

It’s cute. Don’t expect any depth, just a nice bit of fun. Apparently it’s nothing like the comics, very much its own thing.

At the same time, God’s emissary, the angel Amenadiel, has been sent to Los Angeles to convince Lucifer to return to the underworld. Lucifer questions Amenadiel, “Do you think I’m the devil because I’m inherently evil or just because dear old Dad decided I was?” The question is meant to make people rethink assumptions…

I’m a southerner. That was a perfectly executed “bless your heart,” 10/10 would bless.

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

Eh, I love procedurals and find them endlessly entertaining, so I actually don’t find it boring at all. And I really like how open Lucifer is about his identity, because I do find the secret identity thing to be really exhausting.

He is actually great in this role. It’s a shame they steered so far away from its source material in order to force another GD procedural down our throats.

It’s.... kinda common for Lucifer to be shown in a sympathetic light. Take it up with John Milton if you have a problem with it.

As an Alabama native, I gasped when I read that skillfully deployed “bless your heart.” I can only imagine that it was launched with a twisted, condescending smirk, and that possibility warms the bitchy cockles of my heart. Well DONE, Miss Lady.

To be fair, “irresistible” is kind of his shtick. That’s not even theologically controversial.

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

Can’t find a flaw in that.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”