@RedLantern: I don't ever want to be sure about Spencer Pratt.

I feel like that was so over the top they were probably laughing their asses off while typing. There's no way I could have spewed any of that with a straight face.

@TheGintheCity: Also, Christian is the one who led Claire away in the middle of the night. This is how she gets taken in by Mocke, so I'm going with at least Mocke was Christian at that time.

@redqueenmeg: A compass, a map, and a devious plan to lead me to a secret clearing in the woods. So we can do dirty things, not so he can show off his sparkle skin.

Green pants? Interesting. Do I like them or do I not? I have no idea. I do know that I have an irrational loathing of whit collars on patterned shirts though.

I'm feeling two of the same skirt paired with different tops. Tina went with the matching top, Sheryl chose a confusing mate for hers.

@NtotheItotheCKY: So hanging around Jez combined with my "I support gay marraige" bumper sticker must make me a super lesbian shitass. Suhweet.

@morninggloria: Seriously. I am way more saddened by the fact that my feet are hard to find shoes for and subsequently my whole body aches all of the time. I would trade "acceptable" weight for mainstream feat any day! For reals, hobbit feet.

@sarasasa: I may not be a lesbian shitass, but being friends with lesbian shitasses sure it a good time.

@Penny: Oh man, those ingrown toenails must be really painful for you. That's how it works, right?

Winston's tweets have been tops so far. Way better than my dog could come up with.

I love Claire Danes' gown, love her belt, pretty much just love her. I reeeeeallllyyy love the white gown in #1 though. All Emmy Rossum's getup is lovely and I want to wear a carnation when I grow up. Can I be famous so I can wear pretty dresses too?

Bad nacho cheese memories or no, I seriously love those shoes. And her eyebrows.

@donveynor: Lady Gay Gay is a tee Gaga sells at her concert. It's her way of saying she doesn't mind if people call her gay, she's cool with it. Or something.

@RousseMacabre: an err thang, just in case you're not being sarcastic in this sense, would be everything. Juice whatsit would like a burger with everything.

@Little Bumble Bee: One day I'll get my Star!: This.

@the glamwich: Backlash from the sunburn in The Hangover?

@Little Bumble Bee: One day I'll get my Star!: That's it! Pie is for Real Americans. I'm pretty sure they won't let me in that club so that means I can safely remain #teamcake!

Sadie has made me feel like a terrible person for loving cake more than pie.

@laetitiae: We are polar dessert opposites. So I would allow you into my imaginary dessert buffet. Congrats.