@curiousgeorgiana: Cats ARE weird. And if they're now eating veggies then none of my snacks are safe. It's a good thing I've learned the bait and switch.

@fridaphile: But if it's a carrot, that would make Winston the only cat I've ever known to not spit out a vegetable like it was plague. Not that plagues is a food, but it's all I had.

My best friend and I took a five year hiatus. I think we missed some years where we probably would have been really awful to each other. Now there's nobody who has my back like she does.

@clockwise - counter: For weeks I thought his name was actually Justin Beaver and wondered why nobody had been making jokes.

Holy brilliantness, Boy George.

@amusedmuse: I've loved this girl since Center Stage. Eva Rodriguez was the shit.

That little girl in the back is totally giving my 'you guys suck' face.

Thank goodness for the tags. Otherwise I would never know who was in half of these #snapjudgements.

@Peppermint: That's awesome. I think. Did she support how Wilkes Booth was a hottie? If so, girl deserved an A. If not, she got what she deserved.

@Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): That was bothering me too. And then I decided I didn't mind because I love cheese too!

@Hortense: Weeeeellll, it was the 18th. But I would have been ok with belated cake. And thank you, I feel famous getting happy birthday'd by hortense!

If only this cake were real and they had placed it outside my apartment to commemorate the 25th anniversary of my birth.

@jeninmotion: That's why my info comes from Jez and the Daily Show.

@Island of Misfit Toys: I turned 25 two days ago and I look about 15 years younger than her. Make of that what you will.

Am I missing the joke? Why does the title say Hugh Jackson?

That little clip brought back memories of my love for Kirk. Back before he was Kirk Cameron, crusader for Jesus.

@sableized (doctor doolittle): Really? I don't think I've ever tried them. My arches, they are non-existent. Thanks for the tip!

@Cinnamoncanuck: Oh, clarity fail. The employees.

Unfortunately this isn't just in 'high fashion' stores or big cities. The district manager has deemed one of the local Bath and Body Works stores in town too old and too ugly. The store manager there was requested to fire them.

@Hortense: I'm with you on the dog thing. I was kind of with it until I saw the dead dog. Why did the dog have to go, it couldn't identify them in court. This isn't Air Bud. And then I sat in a funk for the remainder.